Accomplishment of my day: not yelling at the elderly couple who cut in front of me in the cafeteria line at Ikea, keeping me apart from my inexpensive dinner for several dozens of seconds. Pretty proud of myself, rewarding myself for restraining my misanthropy with a popsicle.

Accomplishment of my day: not yelling at the elderly couple who cut in front of me in the cafeteria line at Ikea, keeping me apart from my inexpensive dinner for several dozens of seconds. Pretty proud of myself, rewarding myself for restraining my misanthropy with a popsicle.