My long journey to the middle

You know that hot feeling you get in the back of your skull when you think about your one coworker that maintains the necessity of having a radio in the office tuned to the worst radio station (any and all of them), and you have to spend an already depressing lunch break playing tetris on your phone in a vain effort to ignore people heating chunky soup in an underpowered microwave, an event now soundtracked by a Tegan and Sara song that is awful (all of them)? It is called being an adult and this is your entire life until you retire and die.

You know that hot feeling you get in the back of your skull when you think about your one coworker that maintains the necessity of having a radio in the office tuned to the worst radio station (any and all of them), and you have to spend an already depressing lunch break playing tetris on your phone in a vain effort to ignore people heating chunky soup in an underpowered microwave, an event now soundtracked by a Tegan and Sara song that is awful (all of them)? It is called being an adult and this is your entire life until you retire and die.



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