June 2012
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A (horrible) limerick:
There once was a boy from Fort Worth,
He questioned what he was worth,
They said, “You’re not worth,
The time this is worth”,
And his father died from drinking too much 85-proof off-brand supermarket brandy from Perth.
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Ideas for
my headstone inscription (for posterity, everyone write it down):
-“It was time. Not a very good time, though.”
-“He died doing what he loved, until about the last ten seconds.”
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A bottle of wine is exactly the size that it is because go away I have had a bottle of wine and want to be alone with my television.
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My recent accomplishments include:
- Making a juggalo ringtone
That’s it.
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You know
you are cocooning into a genuinely fantastic, upper-tier human being when you fall asleep in all of your clothes at 9:30 on a saturday night and then wake up at noon the next day.
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