April 2012
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Hey blog, whoa blog. Sorry for not packing you to the brim with funnies, but I’m traveling with my wife and pretty soon I’ll post some rude and awesome photos, so please be patient. I promise to post some gems from Dublin, a town packed with football hooligans and French tourists!
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There aren't
enough angry words in the english language to describe how much I hate Air Canada. I especially hate their policies of cancelling your flight, not telling you, rebooking you on a much earlier flight, not telling you about that either, and then feigning surprise when you call them wondering why your flight no longer exists. Class A people over there, working not hard at all to preserve their...
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I finally
finished school today and I celebrated with some goat cheese and some pizza, and now I’m leaving for Europe in 17 hours, so I’ll talk to you wangs later (just kidding I’m gonna post pictures of all the people at the airport that annoy me).
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I was so excited
that I thought of this earlier that I had to write it down, and now we can bask in it together:
War Horse? More like Bore Horse!
exeunt.
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I love
Ken Burns as much as the next guy who openly revels in the chance to watch a 7-part, 12-hour documentary where the narrator says “pernicious” at least three times, but damn me if those things don’t put me directly to sleep. It’s a constant struggle. Here I am, wanting to learn more about Theodore Roosevelt or a Baseball-something, and I struggle to keep my eyes open as soon...
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I wrote
a poem today, and I call it “Fuck This Shit”.
This is how it goes:
Fuck this shit
I’m tired
Where’s my hot dog?
Goodnight.
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