September 2011
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I have to take
a public relations class this semester, AKA How to write a business letter, so to keep myself amused I fashion all of my letters either as correspondance between characters in my favourite movies, or between myself and events in my life. Today I wrote a letter from the Nakatomi Trading Corporation to Detective Lieutenant John McClane, and next week, I will probably write a letter to the time I...
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These people who are making a big deal out of gay marriage? I don’t give a fuck...
– Clint Eastwood, in an interview for the October issue of GQ.
[rawstory.]
Stop making Clint Eastwood angry, America. Also stay off his lawn.
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What should
a grown man do in the span of his 5 hour break between classes? Nap? Watch The Price is Right? Nap? The possibilities are endless.
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How loudly
can I play The Cure in my car at a red light with all of my windows rolled down before I should feel self-conscious about it? Is taking two naps in the span of four hours unacceptable for an adult man? How long can I sustain myself on Safeway chicken wings and coleslaw? Who is my generation’s Judy Blume that I can turn to for answers to these very important questions?
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