April 2011
38 posts
March 2011
53 posts
If you think Anna Wintour is amazing,
then I think you are an idiot. Sorry. (I’m not sorry)
Watchthedailywhat:
Presidential Blooper of the Day: President Obama found himself locked out of the Oval Office yesterday after returning home from his Latin America tour.
Apparently the White House staff had not been informed that the president was back, but Obama shrugged off the snafu with a whistle as he made his way to an open set of doors.
[wews.]
FUN STORY: When I lived in Vancouver, I...
I don't normally like to go here,
but Glenn Beck said that the earthquake in Japan happened because people in Japan weren’t following the ten commandments. So, either he is right, and God decided to punish the Japanese for coveting the possessions of their neighbours, OR, as logic and scientific fact would inform us, it had nothing to do with who or what anybody has ever believed in, because tectonic plates don’t care...
I have sneezed
twenty-eight times today. I am keeping track of this number on a piece of paper from a yellow legal pad. Maybe my body is trying to tell me something about the amount of pepper I am inhaling. I am having a very constructive day, thank you.
“We are lonesome animals. We spend all our life trying to be less lonesome. One...”
– John Steinbeck.
People always tell me to never go grocery shopping while hungry, but I don’t really have a problem with having a fridge filled with pastrami and cheddar cheese and almost nothing else.
“It’s pronounced ‘Weiner-slave’.”
– Jeffrey Weinerslave.
