December 2011
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There is little wonder
that movie theatres are in danger of ceasing to exist, because why would I sit in a crowded room for two hours next to a middle-aged woman who is rank of feet and old nachos? There is no reason why. That was a rhetorical question, though I would accept “because I hate comfort and clean air” as an answer.
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Goals for Friday:
1. Write last exam
2. Watch Heat
3. Naps
4. ???
5. Pizza
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Thoughts I had before my night class:
- it kind of smells like cognac in here.
- I wish I had some cognac right now.
- I would settle for some Boone’s.
- or mouthwash.
- I hate night class.
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Some dingus
in my advanced composition class claimed that Shakespeare was “overrated”. Because there is currently no rating system for post-renaissance dramaturgs that I am aware of, I immediately took issue with this statement, also because it is a hugely ignorant and stupid fucking thing to say. Oh, the most influential writer of all time is overrated? How insightful! Just as a rebuke, I made a...
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