February 2012
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Earlier today,
I was walking down the hallway and trying to smell my own armpit at the same time, and as a result I walked into a doorframe and took a chunk out of my shin. I am an impressive human being.
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“I wrote it on a Mac. I’ve never used a PC in my life; I don’t like them.”
– Brian Eno, on how he composed the Windows 95 music.
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Who is ready to have a really long conversation with me about Todd Terje? I’m here all week, preparing my mustache.
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I HOPE
that my instructor laughs at the Saussure joke I made on my midterm. I doubt it though. Nobody seems to like my post-structural humour.
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January 2012
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I get so angry
when people in my classes talk about how they would never be able to access information without Google or Wikipedia. You know, there was information before these two things? Also, doing all of your research with Google and Wikipedia would be like searching for the sasquatch by only looking out your front window. You’re not really even scratching the very surface of scratching the surface.
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EMOTIONS, everyone. It’s a tough slog and...
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Dear Microsoft Word:
You and your grammar check don’t know shit about fuck.
Sincerely,
Neil Gray
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People who
use “cheers” as an email sign-off deserve a horrible and untimely end.